Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
Someone stole a lamp last night.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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