I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
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what are you doing with your life
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
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