windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
i need some magic done to my vagina
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
N O
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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