I was to big spoon the shit out of you right now
I'm so hungover and dru,k
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
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