David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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