Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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