Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Randomize
