Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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