That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
The shit I just took was my body's way of telling me bourbon and mixed nuts aren't an appropriate dinner. Well played, colon. WELL. PLAYED.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
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