Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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