That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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