I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
Your tits are I can't wait for
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
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