Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
we should paint friendship bongs
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