no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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