who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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