I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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