So drunk its hurt
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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