I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
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