that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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