Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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