Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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