they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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