I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Randomize
