Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
I enjoy the company of your penis
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