I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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