in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
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