my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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