were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
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