I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
I'm always down for nudity.
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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