id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
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