he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
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