I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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