You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
I don't want my vagina anymore.
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