Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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