She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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