So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
I'm laying in your front yard are you home
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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