We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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