I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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