Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
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