Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
I don't deserve a penis
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Randomize
