Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Randomize
