I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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