We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
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