my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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