Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
Randomize
