butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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