Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
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