Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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