I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
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