he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
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