Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
This is classic penis vs brain.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
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