I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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