So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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